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Can anyone help me out?

frankenfreddie:

Hey guys. I know I’ve been gone for a while (sorry about that), but real life has kind of gotten in the way. That being said, I’ve been working a lot but this month my job cut down on my hours like crazy and I’m really short for rent.

So I guess I’m opening commissions for some extra income! I’ll commission OCs, fanart, you name it. Toss anything at me and I’ll draw it.

It’ll be first-come-first serve basis. I can even put together mini-gifs, but those will cost extra.











For both color options, any additional characters add on $5.

To place an order or for anything not listed (chibis, monochromatic, porn, etc.) send me a message and we’ll work something out.

If you could also signal boost that would be awesome! Every penny helps at this point, guys.

Thank you!

~FrankenFreddie 

((Hey guys, I’ve been gone for a while and I’m sorry for spamming but this is like… really serious. If anyone can help, that would be awesome and having money again would mean I could continue this blog [due to my lack of cosplay makeup and such]. Also I won’t be homeless. WOOP WOOP. Thanks!))

frankenfreddie:

I can’t believe I didn’t post this… this is one of my favorite pictures from Megacon weekend.The photocredit goes to Crappy-Happy-Cosplay! (They are awesome people by the way, seriously). I didn’t see it on their tumblr but if it is or if anyone has a problem with me uploading it, please tell me!Me as SlickFrenchy as DroogLean as Deuce 

OOC: I’m so sorry for no new content. Real life is getting in the way and making things really hard and shitty. I’m sorry this isn’t Gamzee related, I suck. BUT this is a picture from Sunday of Megacon. I figured I’d rather post something cosplay related rather than a stupid text post about how life is kicking my ass and treating me awfully. Content as soon as things get cleared up. Please understand, I’m very sorry, and thank you guys for putting up with me.

frankenfreddie:

I can’t believe I didn’t post this… this is one of my favorite pictures from Megacon weekend.

The photocredit goes to Crappy-Happy-Cosplay! (They are awesome people by the way, seriously). I didn’t see it on their tumblr but if it is or if anyone has a problem with me uploading it, please tell me!

Me as Slick
Frenchy as Droog
Lean as Deuce 

OOC: I’m so sorry for no new content. Real life is getting in the way and making things really hard and shitty. I’m sorry this isn’t Gamzee related, I suck. BUT this is a picture from Sunday of Megacon. I figured I’d rather post something cosplay related rather than a stupid text post about how life is kicking my ass and treating me awfully. Content as soon as things get cleared up. Please understand, I’m very sorry, and thank you guys for putting up with me.

((OOC: I’m sorry for this OOC again, I’ll stop after this, I swear!Thank you to everyone who recognized me at Megacon this year and said hello! I was overwhelmed, I didn’t expect anyone to actually know who I was. Everyone was so sweet. There were so many Homestucks!Since Megacon is over now, I’ll have more time to get back to answering your questions and updating this blog with more actual content. Please be patient and bear with me!Thank you all, I love all of you!-FrankenFreddie(Photo from Saturday- credit goes to thewombwoman) )) 

((OOC: I’m sorry for this OOC again, I’ll stop after this, I swear!

Thank you to everyone who recognized me at Megacon this year and said hello! I was overwhelmed, I didn’t expect anyone to actually know who I was. Everyone was so sweet. There were so many Homestucks!

Since Megacon is over now, I’ll have more time to get back to answering your questions and updating this blog with more actual content. Please be patient and bear with me!

Thank you all, I love all of you!

-FrankenFreddie

(Photo from Saturday- credit goes to thewombwoman) )) 

OOC: Megacon Announcement!

((Look for me this weekend at Megacon!

Friday: sober!Gamzee, formal!sober Gamzee for Promstuck

Saturday: The Sufferer (with Dolorosa- look for the burlap cloak of fucking death)

Sunday: humanstuck!Spades Slick (with the Midnight Crew)

I look forward to seeing everyone who’s attending!))

OOC: One more announcement I’m sorry lejrhfgbksejrbg

((Adding on to my previous post about Orlando Anime Day tomorrow, I’ll either be wearing Prussia from Hetalia or MATT FROM DEATH NOTE (depending on if I can borrow the costume from my roommate). SO UM. YES. DON’T BE AFRAID TO SAY HELLO. :] ))

frankenfreddie:

From that cloud, number nine,
danger starts the sharp incline.
And such sad regrets,
ohh, as those starry skies,
as they swiftly fall.
Make no mistake,
you shan’t escape.
Tethered and tied,
there’s nowhere to hide from me.
All mine,
you have to be.
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frankenfreddie:

From that cloud, number nine,

danger starts the sharp incline.

And such sad regrets,

ohh, as those starry skies,

as they swiftly fall.

Make no mistake,

you shan’t escape.

Tethered and tied,

there’s nowhere to hide from me.

All mine,

you have to be.



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OOC: Announcement?!

((I don’t know how many of you are going to be there, but tomorrow I’m going to be at Orlando Anime Day! If you happen to be there, come say hello!

I’ll probably be dressed as Prussia from Hetalia. If not, just look for a lame kid with a septum piercing and black glasses and a signless necklace. Haha!))

im-nobody—who-are-you:

honk HONK honk HONK honk: shit son

storiesandsong:

askirlsobergamzee:

i feel mirthful enough
TO GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING RHYMES.
open wide lowbloods.


motherfucker please,
I WAS MADE TO BE THE TOP
like a cherry on a sundae
dripping rhymes that never stop.
DON’T BE HATIN ON ME SHAWTY
they just call me dr. player
TAKE A DOUBLE OF ME IN YOUR MOUTH
and…

well shit son

i guess youve improved a bit since we battled last
but you just can’t compete against that patented strider class
i ain’t jade harley but i’m the top dog
check it out, dawg
step outta the fog
cause im about to kick your ass

flash stepping circles around you you can’t even see my feet
now son i ain’t my bro dirk but i’m still pretty fucking 1337
you aint even worth my wrath
shove a puppet up your ass
and get ready to crash
cause you just cant compete

im dave mothafuckin strider bitch in case you havent heard
im that mothafuckin champion of all things spoken word
im the king of all rhyme
my moves are just sublime
shove your ass back in time
so you end up in a mothafuckin dinosaur turd

so listen up you fucked up grey-skinned hulaballoo
get ready for the part where i completely destroy you
im the goddamn knight of time
lord of puppets and of rhyme
if you run you will find
you cant abscond motherfucker

get ready for round two

little human dave, how quaint, you think you’re spitting heat.
QUIT FUCKING DRIBBLING ON YOURSELF AND JUST ADMIT DEFEAT.
your days of fucking with my head are coming to a close,
my messiahs got my back and everybody knows
YOU’RE JUST A PUSSY RAPPER IN THE SHADOW OF YOUR BRO,
FALLING LIKE A DEAD WEIGHT, DRAGGING ALL YOUR FRIENDS IN TOW.
strider class, your ragged ass is looking at suspension,
‘class’ is way too good for you,
YOU’RE DOWN IN STRAIGHT DETENTION.
i’ll whip you merciless and dirty like a prison brawl
DON’T GO FUCKING WITH A MOTHERFUCKER IN WITHDRAWAL.
no one’s playing kiddy shit, this ain’t a fucking game
I’LL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO’S LAUGHING WHEN YOU’RE GETTING MAIMED.
the killing time is growing frantic, drawing ever nearer.
I’LL TWIST YOUR SPINE AND LIMBS LIKE YOU WERE IN A FUNHOUSE MIRROR.
the blackest romance fuels the fun, i’ll chase you to your death
AND WITH MY FUCKING HANDS ALONE I’LL TAKE YOUR FUCKING BREATH.
so throw me back in time you cunt, the voices in my head
SAY I COULD WAIT A MILLION LIFETIMES JUST TO SEE YOU DEAD.


HIT ME. 

((ohmg sorry for making you go ooc again, but because of you I mgiht just be Karkat for Mega! OHMG YOURE AWESOME))

OOC: Haha, it’s all good! I’ll be Gamzee on Friday- on Saturday I’m in my competition costume! Come and take a picture with me!

edit: Oh lol I meant to press ‘answer privately’, le fuuuuuuuuuu. SORRY EVERYONE! 

Sorry for anther OOC question, but I'm in FL and I've never heard of Megacon (But I freaked out when I saw all of your questions about it). Sorry to be a bother, but if you've been there before could you tell me what it's like? * u * It's a stupid question, so I understand if you don't reply ^^;
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OOC: Hey there! Megacon is VERY large. If I remember correctly, it was originally a comic book and sci-fi convention that started getting more and more popularity with anime and stuff? So it’s a big mishmash of everything! It’s huge and has a giant dealer’s room and is in the Orange County Convention Center in Orlando. If you’re interested in going, go here!

http://www.megaconvention.com/ 

Also, in the future, if any of you dudes and dudettes have any OOC questions, please direct them to my personal blog! I don’t want to keep putting OOC things on this blog and I’m sorry I have so much! :’]

Personal ask box!